tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604597556482679386.post7239405244287800263..comments2023-03-25T03:35:39.484-07:00Comments on The World of Lamont, Washington: Thanksgiving Update: Area Dog ‘Thankful’ After Being Given Cat Food Sandwich During Halftime CelebrationJesus Callinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04127966529241225384noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2604597556482679386.post-40244423315891221952008-12-08T12:20:00.000-08:002008-12-08T12:20:00.000-08:00HEY! That was MY sandwich!Wait a sec, did you say ...HEY! That was MY sandwich!<BR/><BR/>Wait a sec, did you say "actual human sandwich"? We have cannibals in Lamont? OMG, it's worse than I thought. <BR/><BR/>On the other hand, I haven't received a love bite in a while. Where do I go to be a human sandwich? Just kidding; I've seen your women. [cue the creepy music] Is that a wicker man in the thicket behind the grain elevator? <BR/><BR/>I suppose it was only a matter of time before locals started eating the "other white meat". Unfortunately, the message was skewed and something has gone horribly wrong.<BR/><BR/>Given this new information, don't ask me to eat "hot dogs" in town anymore. It might be made from someone's Wiener! Dog, that is.<BR/><BR/>Have you seen the new greeting in town? While saying hi, stick a finger as far back into your mouth as it will go.<BR/><BR/><B>Random thought for the day:</B><BR/>as a defense against attack, turkey vultures produce foul-smelling vomit. How long will it be before doctors try to create a new pharmaceutical drug from it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com